megan fox (129 posts)
Bitch-Back! Is Megan Fox Over Being Foxy?
Dear Ted:
So Megan Fox is trying to go a different route with her image now because "women think she's a slut"? I'm sure her negative image has nothing to do with the fact that the persona she was projecting was so obviously just a calculated ploy to titillate men, like some cheesy sorority girl who makes out with other chicks to get more attention. Now she's trying to sell herself as a homebody? Please. I can understand wanting to keep some things personal, but here's a novel idea: Shut your trap! And stop doing the tacky pictures with the tongue out.
—Bbrey
Dear Foxless:
I don't think she's going as far as being a homebody, but the Fox-er has been less of a trotter lately, keeping more to herself...and guess what...that's OK! We still love her and want to see what media-persona she's going to push on us next. Of course, we fully reserve the right to barf all over it, if we so choose.
Dear Ted:
Now I am convinced you have something against Gerard Butler! You never answer any questions regarding him. Are you jealous of him? I just wanted to know if he has been the subject of any BV's since you last absolved him of any sins. November is a long ways from July! Has he any women(an)? Rumors? And don't say: Jen Maniston, Jess or Lindsay cuz we know those are all jokes. Anyone real?
—Deanna
Dear No Hatin':
GB is not the type to have a steady gal by his side. He wants to settle down about as much as John Mayer does. And please, why would I be jealous of him? He can't even pick up girls, and I don't want to.
Dear Ted:
Ted, so are Taryn and Robert Pattinson dating on the side 'cause she made a comment she has seen him more than her family? Which I am hoping is not very much, as you do love your Robsten.
—Arabella
Dear Love Affair:
Don't worry, Taryn and Rob's relaysh is same as with me and R.Pattz, i.e., strictly platonic. Damn. Still, we're both Team Robsten, even if we're both equally insulted Robert didn't as us to take off our clothes.
Dear Ted:
What is the dirt on Hayden Panettiere? Or is she really as good as she'd like us to believe?
—Luv
Ridiculous Twilight Hookups in an "All Taken" Cast
"I think Megan Fox was actually touted once. Which is ridiculous! I don't know how that happened. That poor girl is so saturated [in the media] with sex."
—Our new New Moon crush Charlie Bewley, when we asked him if he pays attention to all of the hookup rumors surrounding the Twi-cast.
Geez, no idea where the Fox rumor could have gotten started! One of our Vancouver spies still swears something happened between Robert Pattinson and foxy Fox, but who really knows.
As for which girl Mr. Bewley had his eye on? Seems too many of the female leads were already swooped up...
Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Slutty Edition!
There's a rather sexy (though often reviled) gal who's currently toying with her latest partner, perhaps in a dubious way.
Her friends are telling us not only does this ultracelebrated babe know exactly what she's doing with her most recent bedmate, but the nooky pro is qualified to start a damn website for how best to use men and women like they're the latest Prada bags, or something.
So which vet stud-eater is it? Think you're so smart, eh?
Megan and Brian Hit the Hay—But Is He Ashamed?
What the ef is going on with Megan Fox and her whatever Brian Austin Green? The on-and-off-and-on twosome celebrated Halloween early by hitting up the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride in Calabasas late last night, getting the bejesus scared straight out of 'em by the terrifying thrill ride.
Meg tried dumbing down how friggin' recognizable she is by donning a hat, but that didn't really help—the crowd and crew knew that glossy-lipped face anywhere, and proceeded to take pics of her on their cameras and cell phones.
And how did Brian defend his ladylove from the constant shutterbugs?
Caught! Scream Awards Edition
Megan Fox hung around the greenscreen room of Spike TV's Scream Awards at the Greek Theatre with looks-back-on-bf Brian Austin Green. Meg and Bri were holding hands and acting all coupley—guess these two kids are done taking a break (for now, anyway).
Meg made the rounds backstage with BAG after accepting her award for Best Woman in a Sci-Fi flick, taking the opportunity to defend her bitchy rep towards the movie franchise that made her famous. "I always thought I was an ordinary girl in an extraordinary movie," Foxy said to the crowd, regarding those nasty notes written by the Transformers crew.
A few other AT vamp favorites hanging in the super posh Scream Awards greenscreen room was…
Megan & Brian Lunch—but What Does It Mean?
That loveable, crafty Megan Fox is at it again! You know, making us wonder what the hell is really going on inside that pretty head of hers.
Hungry M.F. and her on/off man-friend Brian Austin Green seem to be inseparable as of late—particularly at their regular Italian food hang, Zach's Café in Studio City. They hover over yummy grub there regularly, huddled, "low-key, intimate," always. In fact, just on Monday, the longtime lovahs were pathetically attempting to blend in with the normal folk until the eatery became "paparazzi crazy."
So how exactly did Meg eat up the attention?
Nikki Reed Rewrites Twilight History—Again
When I saw the firestorm that our last Nikki Reed story created, I realized it was time to say a few things. First off, what Nikki blabbed to Seventeen makes total sense for a gal who had a one-time thing with a guy she worked with, namely this dude named Robert Pattinson, of whom you may have heard.
Nikki stated three very important things, so pay attention. She said:
- She and R.Pattz are "not that close."
- She belongs to "Team Jacob."
- She and Rob "were never together."
What does it all mean?
Megan Fox Shocker! "Incredibly Nice" and "Very Shy"
Remember back when we asked if the real Megan Fox would please stand up? Ya know, aside from the hot looks and unstoppable mouth, we wanted to know what the brunette was really like behind closed doors.
Well, according to some workers on the set of Transformers, the real Megan is nothing but a nasty be-yotch, and that's putting it nicely.
Yesterday, though, we ran into someone who also dwells behind the scenes in Hollywood, and has worked with Miss Fox. So is she as terrible as we hear—and some of you hope—she is? And what's the latest guy situation Meg has found herself in?
Do read on:
Blab Blab Blab: Megan Fox's So-Called Love Life
"Who knows?"
—So sasses an über-tight bud to Megan Fox's on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiancé Brian Austin Green. We asked our witty spy what was up with the odd couple after they were supercozy together in New York the other weekend, and that was her so-over-it response.
Seems friends have stopped trying to guess about what goes on with the frisky pair. Could it be that Megan is just too much to handle?
More on delicious Fox and her ways from a behind-the-scenes source tomorrow, folks, promise!
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She has many moods, this Megan Fox. Check out the gallery.
Does Kirsten Dunst Got a Little Angelina Jolie In Her?
The Saturday Night Live afterparty at Pranna was seriously a night of romance...Andy Samberg and Kenan Thompson snuggled all night with their girlfriends, while hot host Megan Fox hung with sorta-on-again whatever bf Brian Austin Green.
But there was another unlikely duo that all eyes were on:
Kirsten Dunst and Simon Pegg came out to celebrate SNL's 35th season and the hosting duties of their How to Lose Friends and Alienate People co-babe Meg. But were they celebrating something else as well?
Snoopy sources at the soirée tell us they think something more than platonic might be going on between the two...
Bitch-Back! There's More to Miley Than Being Slutty!
Dear Ted:
So sorry about your breakup. Just getting over one myself (though as I'm 16 it's not really the end of the world right?) Anyway, I'm a huge Miley Cyrus fan but I frankly don't care about her personal life, i.e. whether she's a virgin, etc. All I know is she's fierce and I heart the crap out of the girl. However, I do get sick of the double standards especially in regards to the Jonas Bros. Do you know anything about the rumor that Nick is dating Camp Rock 2 dancer Courtney Galiano who happens to be 21? And if he is do you think he'll get the same BS from the media that Miley experienced when she was dating Justin Gaston? I know the Jonas teenies are already tweeting her threats...got to love 'em.
—Miss Gwennie
Dear Jonas Exposed:
Not sure what to make yet of Nick's supposed new romance, but hypothetically he would not get crap like Miley did. This Courtney chick would! Not from yours truly, but, you know it would be coming.
Dear Ted:
Just a quickie. Do you know if Hugh Jackman and/or Daniel Craig drop any clothing while performing in their NYC gig? Because if so, I may just have to make my first ever trip to the big apple just to see their doable and divine bods. It would be worth it! Love ya! Keep on making my day by just being your sassy self!
—LB
Dear Skin for Skin:
Oh honey, you and me both! But our theater friends tell us Hugh and Daniel take off their jackets and roll up their sleeves exposing their amazing forearms. But that's as much skin as they show. Crap.
Dear Ted:
I'm tired of gossip about Robsten, Jen Aniston, Angie and Kate Gosslin. Tell me about the so-called "serious" actors like Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett or Daniel Day Lewis, for example—are they really as down to earth and nice as they seem, or they are just lucky that the public is not interested in them? Thanks!
—Barbarella
Bitch-Back! Is Beyoncé a Mega Be-yotch?
Dear Ted:
Give me the awful truth on Beyoncé. Something tells me she is not the humble and loving person she claims to be. I'm thinking she is really just as bitchy as J.Lo. Is her marriage to Jay-Z going to last?
—The Queen
Dear Bitchoncé:
Is B a diva? Hell yes. But she does have the right to be—honestly, I find her to be shockingly kind of nice. For a superstar.
Dear Ted:
I have been following "The Awful Truth" for quite some time now and am a huge fan of you and, of course, Robsten. I have to tell you how concerned and disturbed I am by the recent tenor of the posters. Such hate and venom and downright creepiness (almost borderline stalking)! Everything from when R.P. and K.S. lost their virginity, to their alleged drug usage, to questions about their sexual orientation are fair game. And if someone doesn't agree with another's opinion, the name-calling and crude comments are unbelievable. I know you can't control what your readers post, but maybe you could ask them to tone it down.
—Annie
Dear What Would Robsten Do:
Hear hear! Let's keep the message boards a totally fun escape for readers out there.
Dear Ted:
I find it incredibly absurd that Jennifer's Body is not doing so hot at the box office! I mean, pretty much every idiot male, teens and older, gushes about how they'd pick a "fantasy situation" involving Megan Fox, yet they have no interest in her actually (wanting to) act in a movie that doesn't exploit or degrade women! I admit, I thought Megan Fox was actually one-note and pretty slutty, but the way she handles interviews truthfully shows us that she's self-aware on how assy her performance and everything else in Transformers [is] complete garbage. She's not that "no-talent slutbag from the Maxim covers" anymore. She's actually a modern celebrity feminist! Oops, did I have a question?
—Lucy