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Levi Johnston: I Don't Want to be a Porn Star!
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Despite what Sarah Palin may think, Levi Johnston insists he's not an aspiring porn star.
And that's exactly why we're not going to be seeing all of Mr. Johnston's junk in Playgirl.
In fact, Johnston tells me he never had plans to go full frontal because…
FBI: Erin Andrews Peeper Didn't Stop at Once
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Big Brother may have been watching Erin Andrews more than she knew.
Michael David Barrett, the Illinois man accused of stalking the pretty ESPN reporter across state lines, didn't just allegedly invade her privacy and humiliate her in Tennessee, according to the FBI.
Documents filed today in federal court in L.A. state that Barrett also surreptitiously shot video of Andrews last year through the peepholes of hotel room doors in Columbus, Ohio, and Milwaukee—though none of those made it online like the video of a nude Andrews walking around her room in Nashville.
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Dancing Mya's Butt: Best Friends With Len Goodman
Mya definitely wants to make it to next week's Dancing With the Stars finals, but she's also kinda looking forward to the day when it all comes to an end.
"I'm very nervous because if I make it to the finals, we have four dances next week," Mya told me earlier today. "It's going to be another hell week, and our bodies are so broken down."
But not so broken down that it prevented her from coming in first place last night with an 87 out of a possible 90 between three different dances. But the best part has to be that she and her partner, Dmitry Chaplin, have really won over Mr. Grumpy Len Goodman.
Read on to find out what Mya thinks about Len admiring her backside, the possibility of Dmitry going completely shirtless and why she needs to watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Levi Johnston Keeping His Johnson to Himself
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Levi Johnston must be more bashful than we thought.
After all the hype, the father to Sarah Palin's grandson won't be giving Playgirl the full monty. What a tease!
"[Levi] did not give 'full frontal' as his manager Tank [Jones] reported he would," Daniel Nardicio, a spokesman for Playgirl, told the New York Daily News.
However, the rep does promise minor peeks at Bristol Palin's ex's goodies and that the overall, ahem, package is sure to please.
"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."
So much for that "aspiring porn" career! Sounds like there may be one less thing to talk about at the Palin family Thanksgiving dinner table.
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There was no nudity (or even a moon) on the New Moon red carpet, but everyone looked hot nonetheless.
Will Levi Bring Porn Award to Palin Thanksgiving?
Should we now call him the award-winning Levi Johnston?
The Alaskan teen formerly known as Sarah Palin's future son-in-law was in New York City last night to pick up porn website Fleshbot's Crossover Star award.
In other words, he got props for having the cojones to strip down for Playgirl…
Is Posing Nude Ever a Good Idea for Famous Guys?
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What could Levi Johnston possibly gain by posing naked for Playgirl?
—Babs G., via the Answer B!tch inbox
You mean besides money and the eternal high that comes with making Sarah Palin miserable? As the Jews might say, dayenu, that would have been enough.
For women, there are tons of reasons for posing nude: Sharon Stone said she did it for money right after appearing in Total Recall. It sure didn't hurt, given that she later went on to do stuff like Basic Instinct and Casino. We won't even begin to discuss the ongoing successes of The Girls Next Door.
But when it comes to guys who pose in adult mags, there are, generally, only two types: (1) Unknowns who, if the ploy works, graduate to sort-of knowns, and (2) bona fide celebrities who stir up noncontroversies by posing only partly in the buff.
That latter category includes a major country star married to an A-list actress, and a former teen star who has been linked to Megan Fox...
Carrie Prejean on Solo Sexy Tape: "I'm Humiliated to Be Talking About This Now on National TV"
Fox News isn't usually a celeb's go-to place to discuss her too-graphic-for-TheDirty.com sex tape.
But Carrie Prejean has a big ol' fan in Sean Hannity, so why not?
Calling it the "biggest mistake" of her life, the deposed beauty queen tried to set the record straight about a video she says she shot of herself and sent to a boyfriend when she was a teenager.
"All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me," she said tonight on Hannity.
"Never did I think it would ever come out. But it was bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine. "
And do you know what Hannity, who wrote the forward for Prejean's memoir, Still Standing, said?
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Orlando Bloom’s Model Girlfriend Forgets Her Victoria’s Secret Panties
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It's been a bit chilly the last few days in Los Angeles, but that doesn't mean Orlando Bloom's girlfriend Miranda Kerr has been wearing layers.
In fact, she left the house the other night without any underwear on.
How do we know? Read on to find out...
Duhamel: I Did Not Cheat On Fergie With Stripper
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Josh Duhamel is shooting down a new supermarket tabloid story alleging he cheated on his pop-music superstar wife, Fergie, earlier this month with a stripper.
In an interview with The National Enquirer, Nicole Forrester says she and the 36-year-old Transformers hunk enjoyed a sex romp in an Atlanta hotel room while he was in the area shooting Life As We Know It, a comedy costarring Katherine Heigl, Christina Hendricks and Josh Lucas.
But Duhamel's rep insists the story is bogus...
Naked Lesbian Photos of Anna Nicole Smith Deemed Off-Limits
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Poo is not taboo, but nudie pics are out of the question.
In the hearing to determine if the Anna Nicole Smith's pals Howard K. Stern, Drs. Khristine Eroshevich and Sandeep Kapoor should stand trial for their combined 23 drug-related felony charges, gross has been the name of the game thus far.
Testimony has covered the gamut of indecency—from feces floating in a pool to infected abscesses in nether regions—but naked photos of the star in a bathtub with her psychiatrist Eroshevich have been ruled as crossing the line.
Superior Court Judge Robert J. Perry denied the request from prosecutors that the images be presented as evidence to show that the pair's relationship went far beyond the bounds of a doctor-patient one.
"I don't want to sensationalize this hearing any more than it has already been sensationalized," his honor said Monday.
Star Trek's Uhura: Ready To Take Her Shirt Off Again
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Beam us up, Scotty!
Zoe Saldana says she's onboard to start filming the sequel to this summer's blockbuster megahit Star Trek.
"We're working on it," Saldana, who plays Uhura in director J.J. Abrams' revived sci-fi franchise, tells me. "They were calling to see where we were going to be and how my schedule is next year."
She smiled, "Just that was worth me doing a cartwheel when I got the phone call because I cannot wait to put on the suit and go back to the Enterprise, take my shirt off and be with all those yummy guys."
For those who can't wait that long for more Saldana, we've got Avatar coming up. Yes, she's seen director James Cameron's much anticipated flick, in which she stars as Neytiri…
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Kristen Bell: "My Inner Thighs Are So Sore!"
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Kristen Bell is in a lot of pain these days.
"I've started dance rehearsals and my neck is sore and my inner thighs are so sore," Bell told me at last night's Vanity Fair-hosted launch of Guess' new t-shirt benefiting Invisible Children.
No, Ms. Bell is not training for a stint on Dancing With the Stars. She's getting ready to start shooting Burlesque, director Steve Antin's upcoming drama in which she and Christina Aguilera costar as rivals at a Hollywood burlesque club owned by a former dancer played by Cher.
Rounding out the cast is Twilight stud Cam Gigandet, Julianne Hough and Stanley Tucci.
So just how much skin will Ms. Bell and the other young starlets be flashing in the film? Sounds like a lot, but...
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