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Cowabunga! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy
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Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?
Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...
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Megan Fox & Kelly Osbourne: Should They Pose for Playboy?
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Hugh Hefner is still hoping Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson pose for Playboy someday, but now it's Megan Fox who is on the top of his wish list.
Hef simply says, "Megan is a fox."
The 83-year-old media tycoon's new Girls Next Door—Crystal Harris, 23, and 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon—agree, but they're just as hot for the looking-better-than-ever Kelly Osbourne…
Audrina Patridge Ready to Ditch The Hills
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Audrina Patridge is so totally over The Hills.
"I'm graduating," she told me with a laugh this weekend while promoting her new horror movie, Sorority Row. "I'm moving on. At times, I feel like I'm in high school, but I didn't even go through this stuff in high school."
Patridge, 24, will start shooting her own reality show for MTV as soon as they wrap on The Hills.
"It's like a job," Patridge said. "I do it, I leave and then I forget about it."
Sadly, Patridge won't be showing off any fancy footwork in the new season of Dancing With The Stars...
Bridget Marquardt Says Goodbye to Hello Kitty
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They've only been living together for a week, but Bridget Marquardt and her director-boyfriend, Nick Carpenter, are already bickering.
"We usually have fun together, but going through all these boxes has been a little bit stressful," the E! reality star, 35, told us at last night's Nylon magazine party at Skybar in West Hollywood. "I told Nick that he has to help me get rid of things, but every time he tells me to throw something away, I get all pissed at him."
Especially when it comes to her Hello Kitty collection...
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Bridget Marquardt Talks Jon and Kate Gosselin
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Bridget Marquardt knows being in the spotlight of reality television can be stressful, but she doesn't think it's to blame for Jon and Kate Gosselin's messy split.
"I personally don't think it necessarily had to do with the reality show," the Girl Next Door told us at this week's Reality Cares' Sizzles event at the SunStyle Tanning Studio in West Hollywood. "I think he was unhappy with his marriage and the situation to begin with…I think [reality tv] definitely is a stress-factor in a relationship, but I don't think it breaks it up. I think there have to be underlying problems."
In fact, Bridget wouldn't mind scoring another reality show deal.
Oh? Read on for details, plus hear what she has to say about moving in with boyfriend Nick Carpenter...
Gilles Marini: Nearly Naked Again
Here's hoping 2010 is as good as Gilles Marini looks in his new calendar for the new year.
Our favorite Dancing With the Stars sexpot shows off his fine physique in a collection of pics by Fred Goudon, the photographer who launched Marini's modeling career.
Meanwhile, Marini was fully-clothed earlier today at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel...
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Hef & the Girls Talk Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson
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When a girl gets pregnant, her girlfriends take her shopping!
"Kendra and I are already talking about going baby shopping as soon as she knows if it's a boy or a girl," fellow former Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt tells me. "Can't wait!"
Bridget does have one big question about Kendra and Hank Baskett's little one: "Does this make me Auntie Bridget?"
Well, if it does, that means Holly Madison is Auntie Holly...
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Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson: "My Boobs Went From Big to Humongous!"
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Forget about the stork. It's all about Santa Claus for Kendra Wilkinson and her football star fiancé, Hank Baskett.
As I was the first to confirm last night, the E! reality star, who turns 24 on Friday, is expecting the couple's first child.
"I'm 12 weeks along," she just said to me. "And my doctor told me I'm due on Christmas Day! We were actually trying to plan a June baby next year, but we're so happy that it's Christmas. The baby is going to be spoiled with a lot more gifts."
They actually learned a little one was on the way during a layover at an Amarillo, Texas, airport...
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Hefner: Rumors of Wanting Holly Back Are "Bizarre"
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Hugh Hefner is not sitting in the Playboy Mansion pining away for former girlfriend Holly Madison.
Hef came to me today to clear up new reports that claim—he says, falsely—that he's trying to win Madison back because she is the true love of his life. "The notion that I would want her back as a girlfriend is bizarre," he said.
Holly is a good friend, but nothing more, he said.
Besides, he's got his new girls in his life...
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How to Get Kendra Naked Again for Playboy!
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Kendra Wilkinson hasn't sworn off nude Playboy spreads for good, but any future shoots will be on her terms.
The last time we caught up with the Girls Next Door starlet, she told us she'd need to have a "big talk" with soon-to-be-hubby Hank Baskett and his family before even considering baring it all again for the magazine .
Now, Wilkinson says she and Baskett have had the talk...
Holly Madison Debuts on Dancing With the Stars
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It's official.
Confirming the rumors, Girl Next Door Holly Madison sashayed over to Dancing With the Stars tonight to replace Jewel, who dropped out last week after training left her with fractured bones in both legs.
With Jewel sitting in a stageside (next to the also-injured Nancy O'Dell, who has been replaced by The Bachelor's Melissa Rycroft), Madison made her debut dancing a cha-cha in an orange mini dress. "I'm so scared," Madison said in a pre-taped introduction that showed her rehearsing with partner Dmitry Chaplin.
She had good reason to be. While most of the other contestants had about three to four weeks to work on their fancy footwork, Ms. Madison had just six days.
Hugh Hefner told me exclusively on Thursday that he arranged for his ex-girlfriend to join the show's eighth season.
Judge Len Goodman said Madison's performance "wasn't bad" considering the short time she's had to practice. "I'm sure you're going to come out [next week] and be fabulous," Goodman predicted of her and Chaplin's upcoming quick step.
As for their score, the two walked with away with an 18 out of a possible 30.
Denise Richards: DWTS, Playboy & Charlie's Twins
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Denise Richards may be a contestant on the new season of Dancing With the Stars, but this certainly wasn't the first time producers came calling.
"When they asked me to do it originally, my mom was still [alive] and both my parents were like, 'You're going to get voted off right away because women hate you,' " Richards tells me as she's making breakfast for her daughters, Sam and Lola. "And I thought, 'They're right. This may not be a good time to do the show.' Granted, a lot of them still hate me, but hopefully they hate me less. Time has gone by."