Madonna Lands in Florida, but Where’s Jesus?

Alex Rodriguez, Madonna Nancy Kaszerman/ZUMAPress.com; Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images

We have word that Madonna has landed in Wellington, Fla sans her boy-whatever Jesus Luz. Perhaps he was traveling back in coach undetected? Or did the youngster who has been attached at the queen's hip for sometime decide not to make the trek down south?

Or was he just not invited?

After all, Florida is the notorious place of love for Madge and her former fling Alex Rodriguez. Even A-Rod dished to Details that they first met 12 years ago down there. "I was trying to buy her house, and I couldn't afford it," the cheater admits. "We're friends. She's an amazing entertainer. I have a lot of respect for her."

Speaking of the Details shoot, when M was in Wellington for an equestrian meet a few weeks ago she was there with photographer Steven Klein. SK just happened to be the one who shot A-Rod for his spread in the mag down in FL also a couple weeks ago. Rendezvous coincidence? We think not.

Isn't that just precious? We totally see M going back to this douche at some point. All possessive bitches want to be in control, and since A.R. had been trying to "make it work" with his wife, we're sure it was not pleasing Madonna. Jesus is so just a good-bodied distraction right now. He has to be with a gay name like that, right? Stay tuned for A and M round three.

Oh, and I hear M's looking at real estate there, again. Does something keep pulling you there, babycakes?

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder and Martin Haro

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