Madonna's No Angie—She's Better!

Madonna AP Photo/Tsvangirayi Mukwazhi

This Mother Teresa thing Madonna's got going is really getting outta hand.

Enough, already.

Who does she think she is, anyway, some kind of publicity-craving, adoption-board-finagling Angelina Jolie? Oh, please. Madonna's much better than that. And this following Brangelina after-the-fact biz, I think, too, is way beneath our beloved Queen Madge.

What does she need with more kids, anyway? She's incredibly busy, nannies are probably going to be used by the butt-load. Can't she just build schools for these kids, or something, like Oprah does? ('Course, that isn't working out too well, either, now is it?)

The point is, this matronly thing somewhat late in life seems to be some kind of female midlife crisis, I think. Just like Sean Penn hanging with girls far too young for him, M is going breeder nuts. It's all about mortality in the end, right? I mean, why not just adopt Jesus and get back to being the glittering vamp of all time and call it a day, eh? Wouldn't everybody be happier that way?

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