Morning Piss: Bite Me, Robsten Doubters!
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I'm nowhere near the sweet I-told-you-so aftermath of trying to out Robsten. I, too, am waiting for some super, slop-happy pics of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught in the dirty act before I totally and deliciously tread there.
But sadly, that's not going to happen for a while, or so it seems—at least until (a) Robsten slips up and one of those nasty camera phones catches them, (b) those people who do catch it on film aren't scared or swayed by money and will actually post it or (c) R and K decide to just stick it to the suits once and for all and go public.
Either way, more and more peeps are starting to see the light that is Robsten, à la certain goss bloggers who have tried to distract with other fake New Moon hookups and who are now casually setting themselves up for the time when the truth about Rob and Kris gets out.
Or take the leg-twined pics picked up of Rob and K. Stew together over the weekend. Either more media outlets are over the Twi fauxmances, or Rob and Kristen are over their rules. I think the next step will be a little caught-on-tape smooching. It's up to you guys up north to get with it and make those puss pics public!
Call me new-fashioned, but holding hands (in a couple way, not a Jackson Rathbone way) is a bigger deal than some mouth-to-mouth action. I don't think it's going to be long before K and Rob get caught in the lip-lock act. And that's when the I told you so will come.
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