Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty ImagesDavid Duchovny, totally solo (like, duh) hitting up Brentwood eatery A Votre Sante for brunch to go this past weekend. Double D opted not to let onlookers stare at him while he ate alone at the vegan-friendly place, so he waited outside for his takeaway meal. Duchov-hon donned black Wayfarer sunglasses to go unnoticed—didn’t work—and was also decked out head to toe in Puma gear. Hey, there’s money in endorsements! And since there prolly won’t be another X-Files film ever again, he could use it! Tho neither Gillian or Téa were with D2 to make it a complete pair, another famous twosome eating at the same place was...
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, walking in with some gal-pals postyoga. The twins musta worked up an appetite after doing the Downward-Facing Dog and didn’t bother showering or changing clothes before squatting down for brunch. “They came in all sweaty in their workout stuff with yoga mats,” says a grossed-out brunchgoer. Hey, at least they’re eating? Thank heaven for small miracles! Also chomping on some vegan delights was Brentwood’s golden boy...
Matthew McConaughey, driving up in a silver Lamborghini with baby mama babe, Camilla Alves, by his side. Wasn’t M2 the bongo-playing dude shoeless and shirtless everywhere he went? Now he’s driving a fancyass sports car like he’s Clooney or something? If that’s not a personality switch ironed out by Camilla, we don’t know what is.
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain and Whitney English