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Dear Ted:
Are Star Trek costars Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto Toothy Tile and Grey Goose?
—Mia 

Dear Trek Casablanca:
What a hot pairing that would be! But sadly, no. Grey-Goose wishes he were as famous as these hotties. Or even as famous as Toothy! Alas, his career isn't as hot as his bod. 

Dear Ted:
Since Perez Hilton chose to use a sex-oriented slur against will.i.am instead of a racial one, is this OK to you? Although I don't think Perez (in this instance) meant it to "out" someone (or did he?), he certainly used it in a derogatory manner. What are your thoughts on this mess, please? How commonplace are these sorts of confrontations?
–Jasmolak

Dear Don't Settle:
I'm not condoning either one. I just think Perez is getting unnecessary heat for crap that happens all the time. 

Dear Ted:
I love your Truth, Lies & Ted videos. Your home is beautiful. The view and garden are amazing. I hope you and your husband have many happy years there. I have been watching Southland and think Ben McKenzie is a hottie. I'm curious, what's his story? Do you know him? Is he one of the nice actors in that crazy town of yours? Thanks for the inside scoop, honey. Keep up the good work.
—Natalia

Dear Craving Cali:
You're not the only one with the hots for the O.C. alum. Ben's def a more Rob-like anti-Hollywood guy—you won't find him out at the hot places like his mess of a former costar Mischa Barton. So that means he's either boring and normal, or has something to hide. For Southland dish, tho, checkout Watch With Kristin. 

Dear Ted:
Namaste and greetings from India! I know its a tad bit late for the Miss California thing, but I am from one of the most religious/spiritual countries in the world, and trust me, the only message religions preach is spread love...not just between a man and a woman, but between a child and dog, between two sisters, between a mother and a son, and yes, between two men and two women, too. So Ms. Cali, puh-lease don't use religion as an excuse, and P.S., Ted, all of us here follow your Robsten threads. You are the best!
—Ruchika 

Dear Peace and Love:
How refreshing to see that the Carrie Prejean hate (and Robsten love) reaches all the way to India! Much thanks, babe. 

Dear Ted:
Hun, I adore your column. You cut straight to the nutshell of a problem, and I admire that in a man. Now, my inquiring mind wants to know: Has Rachel Bilson ever been the subject of a Blind Vice? Surely, she is too "sweetness and light" to last in Hollywood. Or is there more behind her wholesome image and impending marriage to Hayden Christensen?
—NG 

Dear Deceptively Delightful:
Technically she has been by association. But never a starring Blind Vice role.

Dear Ted:
It sure has been frustrating watching Toothy Tile the last two years. I don't know how much more I can take. He went from a really cool guy with a really hot boyfriend to looking like Jed Clampett hanging out with Granny. When will it end?
—Suffering TT Fan 

Dear Know-It-All:
Someone seems pretty confident in their guesses, babe. I just hope you know what you're talking about. 

Dear Ted:
Wow, Ted, you are so caught up in pleasing the crazy Twi-hards that you're not even fact-checking your information on your other stories anymore. This is in response to your Bitch-Back from Friday, June 19, 2009. FYI—Jude Law and Sadie Frost separated in August 2003 (though their split was a long time coming) and officially divorced in October 2003. Jude and Sienna Miller did not start dating until Alfie, which didn't crank into production until November 2003, which was after Jude's divorce from Sadie. Yeah, Sienna is not well-liked in certain circles in Hollywood, but it's hardly because she broke up Jude and Sadie's marriage. And for the record, I am not a Sienna Miller fan. If you consider yourself a reporter, then do yourself a favor and get your facts straight, Ted.
—BugMeNot 

Dear Bug Back:
If you're not a Sienna fan, then surely you must be Jude-obsessed, 'cause that's overboard honey. And what makes you so sure she wasn't bad back then?

Dear Ted:
President Obama needs to get on the ball and start making some progress. He cannot be FDR—he will not get anywhere close to the amount of time in office to do it because much like the law stating that gays cannot marry, by law he can't have more than two terms. If he doesn't start making a change soon, he will be lucky to even get a second term.
—Lulrich 

Dear Attorney General:
Amen with the call for progress! And remember, I didn't say he wanted to be FDR...he did. 

Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Taylor Lautner? Just wondering.
—Alice 

Dear So Many T's:
Cutie Taylor? Never! He may not be as innocent as he appears, but TTT Taylor is not.

Dear Ted:
Mad love coming from me right now. I'm sure you didn't write the Diva Extraordinaire article because of my email, but you certainly made me feel better. I would be heartbroken if Rob Pattinson ended up being just another Hollywood asshole.
—Char 

Dear Shwew:
Some a-holes are still pretty hot, Char, don't forget.

Dear Ted:
Matthew McConaughey seems like a flake to me. Why would you want to have one baby with him, let alone two? Does his GF really think he's in it for the long haul, or is she a gold digger who's popping kids out for the future child support? I was going to Twitter you this, but the character limit is annoying.
—LizzeeC 

Dear Bongo Cop:
They both have very clear (just not very clever) agendas. 

Dear Ted:
I'm wondering if I'm not the only one noticing that Rob Pattinson doesn't seem to have much connection with Emilie de Ravin in Remember Me. In the beach kissing scene, she seems to be all over him, but he's hardly even touching her, except for the kissing. Not at all what I've seen between him and Kristen Stewart, even offscreen. What do you think?
—Betsy 

Dear Chemistry Lesson:
A picture may not be the best gauge of a connection between the two, but I assure you, Em is no match for the Stew connection.

Dear Ted:
Love your site! I hope what you say about Robsten is true—they look so adorable together. But I am clearly not understanding one thing: Why would Summit try to hinder Robsten? The publicity, media and hype for these two have gone beyond insane. It's definitely building more hype for New Moon. Think about it.
—Jenna 

Dear Studio Suit:
I see both sides—but you have to look at it from a money-backer's perspective. What happens if crap hits the fan with these two? Buh-bye onscreen chemistry, and therefore, the whole damn franchise. 

Dear Ted:
Is Terry Tush-Trade Sarah Clarke?
—Andrea 

Dear Right to the Point:
Nope. Totally wrong age-group.