Morning Piss: Where's the Palin-Johnston Show?
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I'm so absolutely loving the back-and-forth bitchiness between Sarah Palin and former future son-in-law Levi Johnston. Which one will out-attention-whore the other? Palin with her book deal, or Johntson with his shirtless GQ spread and numerous movie offers? It could seriously go either way!
In fact, where's that reality show, the one chronicling the competition between S.P. and L.J.? That's the only way we'd enjoy seeing Palin back on our TV screens. Bring on the sassy, over-the-top political stuff, as opposed to this mommy-daddy, overbreeding merde that's devolved into pure schtick. Oh, and way classy move, Jon Gosselin, for using the money you made selling out your kids to take your 22-year-old girlfriend to St. Tropez. You and just-as-gentlemanly Tony Romo should hang out.
Plus, at least Levi is friggin' cute (and cut) to boot—a lot friendlier to stare at than Daddy Gosselin in his d-bag Ed Hardy wear. He certainly won't have to worry about having a ninth kid if he continues wearing that crap. No woman will wanna go near him.
But Sarah and Levi? See, they're still both pretty doable. In fact, I propose that Palin leave that girlie hubby of hers and hook up with Levi. Now that's a show that would go through the ratings roof. So where is it?
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