Would You Do Jon Gosselin for 5 Minutes of Fame?
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Okay—this whole Jon and Kate Plus Eight, Minus Kate, now Minus Jon business has us totally irked. We thought this douchebag would be way gone by now. But, like herpes, he keeps popping up all over the place in a quite annoying way.
Now Gosselin is making some bulls--t plea on Larry King saying he's had an epiphany (yeah, sure) and wants to be a better person. Oh really, is that why you're toying with your kid's emotional state by trying to stall your divorce?
We can't even keep up with the ridiculous stuff surrounding this obviously troubled guy, so let's go back to the basics, shall we?
Jon Gosselin is not hot. Like, at all.
Here he is exiting Larry King donning his now trademark semi-sweaty looking face. Plus that hair...only Cristiano Ronaldo can maybe pull off the greasy over-gelled look. And that's a maybe.
So how the hell is JG bedding all of these women? We can only think of the oldest reason in Hollywood—attention.
These quasi-babes know they are about to hookup with a total dumbass. We can't help but think they just want their E! or Life & Style exclusive. Getting your name in rag-mags is some girls pathetic dream. If it's for George Clooney, hey that's a whole other story, but Jon Gosselin? Gross!
Enlighten us—would you do it, or rather, him? Is the yucky screw worth your brief moment of fame?
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