Morning Piss: My Gal Hill's a Douche, Too

Hillary Clinton Joe Kohen/Getty Images

Look, everybody knows I live for Hillary, really wanted her to get the presidential nomination this year. And almost just as many folks know there's very much a plan out there among Clinton's diehard supporters—as I originally reported—to not support Obama, in the hopes that the dude'll get trounced by McCain's nastiness and Palin's poof in the ignored process.

Really wish Ms. C. would step up to the plate, dismiss at least publicly this lunacy (like, what, she's got a guarantee she'll win next time, not to mention the Iraq and financial hell McCain'll put us through in the meantime) for what it is: sour grapes. He won. They're pissed; a lotta us are pissed.

But let's heal and move on with the best possible candidate for coming back together as a country, and I believe that person is Barack Obama, not the Bush crony and abrasive, divisive gray-haired guy who's got a loving and rock-solid marriage like I'm not cranky. It'll be White House marital matters, Dubya-style, all over again—and then some.

At least Michelle and her man seem to be…uh, into each other. But I guess me bitching about bad marriages in the White House while I'm lamenting Hillary's loss for the top nod is about as ludicrous as the fact that Hillary C. seems to be implicitly saying this let's-get-Barack-back plan is worthwhile. Denounce it now, Hil, and mean it.

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