Blog Police: McConaughey's Near-Death Experience?
Gaz Shirley / David Buchan Pacificcoastnews.com
Lindsay and Pete aren't the only two celeb bloggers on the block. Matthew McConaughey has turned to MySpace for his incoherent ramblings as opposed to channeling them through his bongo playing. Matty recently traveled around Mexico, Middle America and Brazil, and he almost lost more than a flip-flop:
"We broke down in the middle of the desert, in a place where we hadn't seen nor heard another human for three days," writes M2. "I had to jog down a dirt road for a couple of hours in hope of finding a trace of anyone." You mean there might not have been a possibility of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days 2? The danger continues from there:
"I spent my 39th birthday on the southern rim of the Grand Canyon...almost got 'butted' off the edge by a ram." We're glad Matty outwitted the ram—what an embarrassing way to go, almost as bad as mercury poisoning. And wait a sec, dude's 39? Coulda fooled us with his childlike, free-as-a-bird behavior. Then again, this is the same guy who said "me and Camilla made a baby," so guess we shouldn't expect too much.
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain
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