Whatever it is that draws reality show dimwits to one another, regardless of gender, and induces them to engage in all manner of dirty business is in the air.

Or maybe it's just having a camera on them.

Anyway, the crack scene-picking team here at The Soup has compiled the best of the nasty stuff; here's some searing bi-curious action from The Real World: Cancun.

Hint: If you become too aroused, click here.

And tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for the whole sordid mess!

Potter? We hardly knew her!

Yes, there's the sexy fake action of The Real World, and then there's the box-office gold of Harry Potter. Set your imagination on WTF as Joel and his limpet pal Seth Green send you on a magical journey that weds witchy Brit fun with good ol' American liquored-up horniness.

Then towel off and tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for the gift of Soup.

Imagine small-town boy Ryan's shock when he finds out that housemate Katelynn's vagina was actually made in Thailand. Out of her penis. Actually, no need to imagine, just watch the clip as Ryan's world expands. Or contracts.