Lanky laugh meister Joel McHale likes to tease, and this week he's whipping out some tantilizing tidbits indeed.

On The Hills, Heidi is shocked by old friends who, unlike her, are still normal humans, then Entertainment Tonight breaks the engrossing story of Tom Cruise running after his daughter. (Does he still actually run? Can't he teleport himself using advanced Scientology techniques?) And finally, Isaac Mizrahi gushes about butter.

There's all this and more on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.