Our collective Hills-loving heart was shattered when sweet, wide-eyed Stephanie Pratt was fired from her fake TV job on her real job of being on a fake reality show, but luckily she managed to land on her expensively clad feet.

Now that she doesn't have to like, work, Steph has plenty of time to kill—which allowed her to get through all those high-class, Hillsy shops and bars and H'wood attractions and all the way down to the rusty Quonset hut behind the liquor store across from the tar pits, where The Soup is taped.

And hilarity did ensue. Totally.

Check it all out tonight when Joel works his magic at 10 ET/PT.