Promise Keepers just called, and they want their man tears back.

That's right, the water works are flowing, and this time they're not just part of Jillian Harris' charade of crushed passion. Sensitive break dance instructor Michael got all choked up when the Bachelorette literally kicked Robby off of the love train in the middle of the Canadian forest.

Yes, a dude is crying because another dude—his competition, even—was eliminated. Imagine how he's going to react when he finds out the whole thing is fake.