Last week, top-heavy bride Levitriss' ample display of cleavage shocked her mother, but now sister Valencia's cascading chest is the weighty issue at hand.

Both hands, actually, as Levitriss is forced to scoop the gown-defying globes back into the bridesmaid's rented dress before Mr. Nipple makes an uninvited appearance at the ceremony.

This is a wedding, after all. Not the sag awards.