Whoever designed the Paris Hilton doll really captured the vapid, blank, soulless stare that the actual Paris possesses. In fact, it's almost hard to tell them apart, other than the fact that the human version is bigger, and the plastic one doesn't have a sex tape. Yet.   

This episode's challenge to win friendless Paris's favor is to "shop for some hot dolly clothes," a mission that doesn't sit too well with candidate Dave, who describes himself as a dude who's straight and likes football and beer.

So WTF is he doing on this show? Hey pal, 16 & Pregnant is down the hall.