According to VH1, "Terrell Owens is one of the most talented and compelling figures playing in professional sports today," which naturally translates to getting his own reality show.

Why not? If he's actually talented and compelling, he's head and shoulders above most reality subjects. Which brings us to The T.O. Show, wherein his publicists Kita and Monique attempt to guide his off-the-field life.

So far, their strategy consists of motivational chanting and prayer. Hopefully the compelling part will kick in soon.