Most Superficial doesn't exactly have the same happy, positive ring to it that Most Popular does, but it's all the same in translation: Seven women are judged by the audience based solely on first impressions. For a cash prize and renewed self-esteem.

Contestant Samantha, however, leans toward least popular, based on her bold admission that she likes her breasts better than her daughter, who is "a monster." 

But really, is it such a horrible choice? After all, when was the last time your surgically enhanced breasts devoured your make-up and messed up your room?