If you're anything like us—and we hope to God you're not—you spent your week focusing on all things Jeremy Piven. His surprise appearance on Big Brother, his new mega-laffer The Goods opening this weekend, and his bad-ass tweeting. If, sadly, you are, here's what you missed in Soup news.

• Kendra and Hank recall fave moments from last season's Kendra. Like confusing an old man in a bathrobe.

• Baby daddy shocker! Jamie Foxx can claim another dependent.

• Millionaire-hunting Megan is serenaded with the greatest love song since Brooke Hogan's "Strip."

• Willard Scott opens his mouth. What emerges is anybody's guess.

• Does your ass smell? Finally, there is a solution.