Want to hear all the sexy inside poop on the Kardashian/Odom wedding? Look somewhere else. What we got here is the bliss of holy Soup.

• Finally, the dish that can't be stopped moves from the kitchen to the dance floor. Yes, chicken tetrazzini served up as never before.

• One can only imagine what the groom did in a past life to deserve this Bridezilla.

• The search for true amore on Real Chance of Love 2 is fueled by more than just massive honkers.

• There may be life after death, but does that include GF sex from beyond the grave? The rigors of mortis on Tool Academy 2.

• Dude on So You Think You Can Dance finds out he can't. The hard way.