Whether you're going door to door tonight dressed as Joel or Lou or our personal favorite, "The Drunk Dad," remember to check your candy for razor blades and drugs. And if you find any, send them to us.

• Last-minute costume suggestion from Tyra, kids: that's right, scare the 'hood as Kim Kardashian. Not recommended for children under 32-DD.

• How can a self-respecting Bridezilla keep a straight face when she's talking about someone in a wheelchair? She can't.  

• The painful truth about Lorenzo Lamas's breastfeeding envy! 

• It takes a big woman to satisfy a little man's squashing needs. But will the magic disappear along with the pounds?

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