Sandra Bullock's portrayal of southern mom Leigh Anne Tuohy in the new film The Blind Side finds her in a blond wig, looking astonishingly like Kathie Lee Gifford. According to Today's Matt Lauer.

Even though Kathie Lee instantly appears on set to compare hair, it's her rear end that attracts Bullock's admiration.

Look for her next project to be a Kathie Lee biopic. Called The Back Side. 

Look! It's brave Zak Baggans wasting his time—sorry, ghost adventuring—in a field in Italy where ancient plague victims were brought to die.

And he's wearing a kind of bird mask as did doctors back then, who filled the long beak with herbs to ward off the death stench. Zak, however, does it to taunt the pitiful spooks into showing themselves.

Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.

One can only hope that when ZB dies, some ridiculous ghost hunter with a pointless cable show will summon/pester his spirit.

With re-runs of Ghost Adventures. 

Attention regular people: Terrence Howard is no longer among our ranks. Yes, he is an immortal.

His face is anyway, according to no less an authority than himself, thanks to movies like, uh, well, how about Biker Boyz? No? Maybe The O.J. Simpson Story. Or Big Momma's House.

Anyway, now TH is making his voice immortal too, thanks to Disney's The Princess and the Frog. 

Which part of his anatomy will be next is anybody's guess.

The level of heated arousal that most men reserve for those they encounter between the sheets, ex-Marine R. Lee "Gunny" Ermey deploys on deadly weapons.  

And it's not just the sexy lead-spewers of today that blow Gunny's skirt up, he gladly reaches back in time to the cougar of war machines, the catapult.

And what this thing can do to livestock is fantastic. Now if only they were real…

Apparently, schooling proudly ignorant daughter Shayne in acquiring a car is one thing that shouldn't have been left to Lorenzo Lamas.

Because he didn't do it.

Which makes for a hot mess of confusion when daddy and daughter hit a dealership in search of a vehicle and encounter such foriegn concepts as "buying," "leasing" and "interest."

Really.

For the sake of actual reality, let's just hope this thing is scripted.  

While men are quite capable of making complete and utter fools, jackasses and morons of themselves in the vast world of Soup-friendly television, when the gals do it, it's somehow just a little more precious.

Thus, the latest Soup special, Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, wherein we highlight classic clips of women pulling boners as only they can.

Speaking of which, there's one thing certain about Miss Universe contestant Miss Dominican Republic. She's gorgeous.

Beyond that, she's either dumb as a bag of hammers, or has a brilliant knack for the art of the non-committal response.

She's but one of the fairer delights Soup master Joel McHale has in store tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Miss it not, kids!

What's that smell wafting along the gentle breezes of TV land? The comforting, seasonal scent of yule logs, egg nog and impending Xmas?

Hell no! It's the rude yet undeniable stench of reality's most exciting, freakish, female-based clips, all collected in your latest Soup special.

And what could be more special than sitting down to make an icky stick when out pops an actual baby?

Pretty much nothing, judging by the unique elimination on I Didn't Think I Was Pregnant, a sweet sample of what we'll be dropping tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Don't miss it!

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You'd think Nicole Kidman has it all.

The joyous parenting union with country hitmaker Keith Urban. The spotlight-free life in bucolic Nashville. The film career that keeps on giving.

But yet the gifted lady admits she is lacking in one department.

Boobs.

Until she was nursing daughter Sunday, at least, when the hormone fairy granted her breast wishes.

"They're not very big, my boobs, so they just became normal size," Kidman revealed to Ladies' Home Journal. "I loved it! I felt very Woman. When you've had a slightly androgynous body your whole life, having breasts is a nice feeling."

Presumably Keith goes along with that. 

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See Nicole's peaks...and lows in this Fashion Spotlight gallery.

Tireless Joel McHale spent hours suffering through bad TV to bring you another week of fabulous Soup. Now it's your turn.

• When Aaron Carter signed on for Dancing With the Stars, he didn't sign up for germs from a civilian.

• Blabbermouth Ray J tries to keep mum on a major secret for his new season. Not hard enough.

• Tyra reveals the horrors of the latest get-thin-quick scheme for women: the tapeworm diet. Do you measure up?

• Shayne Lamas is proud of her Latin heritage. And will get near-naked to prove it.

• Explore the erotic delights of shooting high-powered deadly weapons with military hedonist R. Lee Ermey.

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Plenty more erotic delights (well, delights, anyway) await you in the Soup blog video gallery.

Larry King might be long in the tooth, but the lovable ol' crank still has what it takes to get an ex-beauty queen mad at him. 

Which, in the case of Carrie Prejean, isn't saying much. 

Tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT for even more hilarious anger on a fresh batch of Soup.

No one likes to see Gossip Girl's Chuck Bass come in second. Particularly Chuck Bass.

Not to be bested by Leighton Meester's sizzling music video for the song "Somebody to Love," the Bassman sounds off with his own sensual offering, "I'm Bored (You Ruined My Pants)."

With a little help from the Soup brain trust.

There's plenty more where this came from, tonight on a healthy chunk of fresh Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

Hef's gaggle of Girls Next Door are in for a shock this Sunday when the AARP stud takes the blond troika abroad.

Meaning another broad! Seems the insatiable Playboy kingpin arranged a visit with Ukranian dish Dasha Astafieva, as three girlfriends just isn't enough.

The claws are out as the Shannon twins try (they really do!) to wrap their minds around the concept of sharing their BF with someone who (a) they're not related to and (b) isn't, like, a blonde.