No Twilight for Dave Navarro: "I'm an Adult!"
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While supporting fellow rock babe Mary Weiland during her book party (Fall to Pieces) at Book Soup in West Hollywood, Dave Navarro told me he's "Team Nobody," when I asked if he was on Edward or Jacob's bus.
"I'm an adult," sniffed Carmen Electra's tattooed and famously ab-licious ex, with more derision than I have for stars like Paris Hilton who buy dogs from puppy mills.
Jeez, who does this dude think he is, Miley Cyrus, or something?
Why can't the Red Hot Chili Pepper-pot share the vampire love, already? I mean, he kinda looks like one, right?
"Yeah, I started this look," insisted the bearded demi-dude all in black and multiple tatts.
"Gosh, Dave, you're not even into True Blood?," I asked.
Suddenly, Navarro looked like I said he has the most unbeatable tummy muscles in the world:
Bitch-Back! Is Skarsgård Just a Good Friend?
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Dear Ted:
Is it possible that Alexander Skarsgård is just friends with these women he goes out with? Isn't it more likely that he will end up settling down with someone who is not in the business and who will give him lots of teacup humans of his own?
—ritergrl
Dear Friends with Benefits:
Why is that scenario more likely? Actors are known for hooking up with other actors. Guys like Matt Damon are the exception, sweets. And even if Alex hasn't done the nasty with his female co-stars, at least one half of these ever-changing duos wants to. You don't hold hands with and bat your eyelashes at superhot babes you just want to be pals with.
Dear Ted:
This might have been last year, but I was getting my blood drawn at my doctor's and the nurse was telling a story about how she was an extra at Wrigley Field when Jen Aniston and Vince Vaughn were shooting The Break Up. Vince would sign autographs and chat with the fans, but Jen was being her bitchy self and left a ton of fans waiting for pics and autographs. Any way to confirm the nurse's story?
—Mook
Dear Chicagoan:
Can't confirm a story from years ago—especially not one told to you while you were feeling faint and lacking blood—but I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe Jen was too focused on how her hair looked in the scene to bother with a few fans?
Dear Ted:
You said: "Kidman just needs to explain what her participation was in the violence that was committed against the pap who was trailing her, is my point." Kidman does not owe anybody any kind of explanation, nor does any other celebrity! They have chosen to act in films. That does not give the public, journalists (and I use that word loosely), paparazzi, or any other human being on the planet exclusive rights to their every breath of life! More celebrities should take the same stand against these idiots and maybe they would end the stalking and invasion of privacy so many of them have to endure.
—bttrfli
True Blood's Skarsgård Feeding on All His Costars?
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What's with our fave True Blood fanger Alexander Skarsgård slutting himself all over the place with his costars? Something's starting to smell here, and it ain't stinky sheets.
First, the Swedish beaut hooked up with TB guest star Evan Rachel Wood, and before you could mutter "Skarswood," we personally saw Alex striking up a flirtfest at the Scream Awards (then heading to Bar Marmont together) with Straw Dogs costar Kate Bosworth.
Is Alex taking advantage of every women's love and lust for vampires right now, plus all the sexy headlines that go along with that killer kinda love approach? Or is he is just more smartly using his TV and film projects as a personal dating site?
He certainly wouldn't be the first...
Caught! Scream Awards Edition
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Megan Fox hung around the greenscreen room of Spike TV's Scream Awards at the Greek Theatre with looks-back-on-bf Brian Austin Green. Meg and Bri were holding hands and acting all coupley—guess these two kids are done taking a break (for now, anyway).
Meg made the rounds backstage with BAG after accepting her award for Best Woman in a Sci-Fi flick, taking the opportunity to defend her bitchy rep towards the movie franchise that made her famous. "I always thought I was an ordinary girl in an extraordinary movie," Foxy said to the crowd, regarding those nasty notes written by the Transformers crew.
A few other AT vamp favorites hanging in the super posh Scream Awards greenscreen room was…
Blab Blab Blab: Vampires Are Here to Stay
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"I feel like vampires are not just a fall trend. They've been around for a while now! And yeah, I think they do."
—Hayden Panettiere at the Hollywood Style Awards when we asked if vampires would be just a passing fall trend, or if those fangs have staying power.
Even though Miss Panettiere may look like the innocent-ish Team Twilight type, we have a feeling this blonde is more True Blood if anything. Actually, it's more than a feeling. We know!
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Hayden's not the only goody-goody with a secret. Meet 25 of Hollywood's supersneaks in our Blind Vice Superstars gallery!
Truth, Lies & Ted: What's Robsten Done This Time?
What's the latest roadblock in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's courtship? And is our other fave vampire couple, Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin, causing trouble with True Blood costars? Plus, big shocker, hear more 'bout why Ted is ticked at Letterman in today's Truth, Lies & Ted.
Bitch-Back! Girls Go Gaga for K.Stew!
Dear Ted:
I'm 100 perfect definitely in love with my bf, but when I started surfing online and was able to see this Twilight phenomenon, I started to get addicted to Kristen Stewart. I can't help myself looking for her latest news. For me she's so hot, especially when she tries to dress up like on her photo shoot covers. Can you tell me what is her next project after shooting Eclipse and K=11? I'm hoping Kstew does a movie with Ryan Gosling, they are both hot...probably a story about May-December affair. What do you think?
—Jasmine
Dear Gay for KStew:
Wow, another doll desiring a Gosling/Stewart on-screen hookup? H'wood execs, you paying attention? And KS' next project after Eclipse will, duh, be Breaking Dawn. If she wants to film anything else, it's gotta work around BD's schedule.
Dear Ted:
What has happened to Katie Holmes' fashion sense? She was revered as a fashion icon only a couple of years ago and now she is beyond frumpy, in fact, she might be one of the worst dressed stars out there. Do her current outfits echo her state of mind (i.e. help me, I'm trapped in a fake, loveless marriage!)?
—TJS
Dear Horrible Holmes:
There's a ton of pressure of looking the part of Missus Cruise (times three)—now that everyone's used to her filling that role, she doesn't have to try so hard anymore. Plus, her daughter is stealing her fashion thunder every time they're seen out together anyway.
Dear Ted:
You know an article was posted about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth dating and getting cozy. Where are the pictures and facts? I want to see them. If you guys were that smart and understood her Tweets you would know her boyfriend is Nick Jonas. Maybe I should work there. The bottom line is people with these stories are ruining her relationship with him—is that fair to them? What if someone did this to you?
—Leah
Are You Smarter Than a Gossip Columnist? Horny History Edition!
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If you're an actor in T-town, chances are you'd do anything to nab a role on True Blood or in the Twilight franchise. Not just cause you become an insta-celeb overnight, but all your costars are friggin' hot and usually lucky in love! Check out our Vamp Lovers Gallery if you don't believe how sex charmed these fanged hits are.
As successful as vamp shows are when it comes to picking up a lover, there's actually one par-tick pair who can't give full credit to their series for bringing them together. In fact, they've known each other way longer than fans realize. Can ya guess who it is?
Blab, Blab, Blab: Australian Vamp’s Edition
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“Xavier is just a kid; he doesn’t know what he’s doing. Now Ryan, he’s the naughty one.”
—Über-tight source to both Aussie actors Ryan Kwanten and Xavier Samuels when we asked if Xavier was getting frisky with Eclipse costar Ashley Greene, whom he’s photographed with occasionally. Besides having vampires in common, both boys grew up Down Undah in the same drama scene, but it looks like Kwanten might have picked up a few more girl tricks. We’ve met Ry before and must say he totally struck us as the shy-guy type. Meanwhile, we pegged Xavier for the new bad boy on set. Seems like we got our Awful Truths mixed up here! Can’t say we’re sad to hear Kwanten is a bad, bad boy, though. Makes the True Blood sex scenes that much more enjoyable!
Caught! More Vampires Out in the Wild!
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Kellan Lutz was spotted at the HBO Luxury Lounge at the Four Seasons Hotel Saturday. Lutz, who was sporting his Eclipse darker 'do (we so prefer him blond, you?), picked up a box of Camacho cigars, presumably for the rest of the Twilight boys.
While the ladies appear to be battling with quitting cigarettes (remember that was why Nikki Reed supposedly wasn't hanging with the Twilight girls since she's avidly "trying to quit"), the fellas up north seem to be enjoying the stogies. Kell said inhaling them on set is "our weekend thing." Yum, the thought of K.L. and Robert Pattinson power-puffin' on them is hot, no?
While picking up some swag Kellan ran into a familiar face...
True Blood Baddie Totally Team Bill (Sorry, Edward!)
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Let's face it—Team Jacob vs. Team Edward is so 2008. Also, it's just not that much of a competition (we love Taylor Lautner, but let's get real).
No, now it's all about Bill Compton vs. Edward Cullen.
Stephen Moyer and Robert Pattinson may get along totally fine in the real world, but in the nonliving world there can only be one vampire supreme. Hence the whole Rob Pattinson is the Diet Coke of vampires comment.
We caught up with Michelle Forbes, who plays the sexy villainess Maryann on this season of True Blood, at the BAFTA Tea Party this weekend. And it's no surprise that she's backing Moyer when it comes to the sexy showdown.
Check out her reasoning, plus tons more dish on how Robsten Sr.—Stephen and Anna Paquin—are doing, and also whether the character we love to hate will be resurrected for season three:
Caught! True Blood and Twilight Stars Party Together After Emmys
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Stephen Moyer hanging out in supergood spirits at the HBO Emmys afterparty, even though True Blood got totally snubbed nomination-wise.
Stephen looked absolutely divine in a fitted black tux, with his Bill Compton-esque hair a smidge lighter than usual. But where was Anna Paquin? His on- and offscreen lovah was noticeably absent from the show, and party, but don't worry—there is no trouble in human-vampire paradise.
When asked where Anna was, S.M. responded in his delicious British accent, "Oh, she just had a prior engagement." Must not have had anything to do with her real engagement to Moyer, but either way glad this couple can hang apart.
Just because HBO is True Blood territory doesn't mean some Twilighters didn't show up...