Is Zac Efron ready to settle down at the ripe old age of 21? Is Rob Pattinson keeping away from Kristen Stewart? And do you think a juicy Brangelina book (or two, or three) would outsell Twilight? It'd better! Get your extra scoop of video goss in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted!

Should Katherine Heigl's hubby be worried about how close she's getting to costar Gerard Butler? Is Katie Holmes whipping Tommy into shape? And what about Miley Cyrus' bod is getting us pissed this time (and no, it's not her back)? Find out all this naughtiness, plus Tyrese's hotel hijinks with a fan, in this week's Truth, Lies & Ted!

Was Jake Gyllenhaal more respected by his peers back in his college days? Is the geeky Josh Groban looking for an image overhaul? And what's Nicole Kidman's latest potential ad campaign? It's def a step down from Chanel—find out all this, plus why Joaquin Phoenix is dyslexically annoying us, in Truth, Lies & Ted!

Are Britney Spears’ horrors finally over? Is one Riviera-lovin’ power couple cooling it between the sheets? And which freaky female celeb is the least frightening? (That’s the only way we can narrow it down.) Hollywood goes Halloween in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted!

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We're takin' a break from all our usual bitchin' to bring you skank-sleuths out there a little scandal-filled fun. I'm going to throw out some celeb stories, right below, and you have to guess what is true.

And before you think you know everything, uh, maybe you don't?

Keep reading to find how just how sexy-savvy you are 'round these T-town parts:

Answers:

A. Totally true. An old friend of Katie's from Toledo, Ohio went to see Katie in New York, for her big role in All My Sons, and when she was chatting with K.H. afterwards, she surmised: "Seeing her, I really can't tell if she is getting snooty or if she's becoming a programmed Stepford," bitched the Ohioan loose-lipper. "The funny thing is that we always hear how sweet she is and how crazy Tom is, but I think just the opposite." Said source went on to say how very much she'd like to get gunning with Tom again in the future, forget the icy one. Too funny.

B. Not. Even though eyewitnesses insist to this blog that they saw both Duchovny and Anderson enter a handicap bathroom during the recent X-Files premiere here in Hollywood (and exit the john separately), reps for both stars insist not true. And D2's lawyer even got all pissy with me and threatened nastiness should I print such "defamatory" information. Excuse me? A popcorn-gathering source says she and her bud saw the incident, and I'm checking it out? The two stars very easily could been having a quick chat together in there about anything—makes sense to me they sought the place out for a little privacy, ain't gonna find it anywhere else at madhouse Grauman's. But they say didn't even happen, so why all the fuss, already?

C. Probably completely not true. Although, the way Segel manicured the hell outta his pubic hair, I must say he was advertised at full advantage, to be sure.

Should we be worrying about Selena Gomez’s bod? Is David Duchovny still denying he’s a sexual port-o-pottie whenever other people are around? And has Angelina Jolie gone too far to upstage Aniston? All this and more Madonna (because it’s good for you, whether you believe it or not), natch, in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted!

Are Jake and Reese ready to play house, and are Dubya and Laura in a movie-watching mood? Yeah, right, as much as we’re likely to vote yes on Prop 8. Also, which prez candidate has got us pissed? (Trick question, babes, trust.) Find out all this and why Madge and Guy going bye-bye actually brings a snarky tear to our eye in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted!

Is Nikki Blonsky headed to Broadway, and is Katie Holmes on her shameful way out? Why does Harry Potter's peter have us so pissed? And who can you really believe on The Hills? (Now, that's a trick question.) Click into this week's Truth, Lies & Ted video and find out!

While we’re wondering who will play a young Sarah Jessica Parker in the inevitable Carrie Diaries movie (barf), is Tom Cruise’s next notorious flick actually more Oscar worthy than expected? And was Teri Hatcher denied access to an elite H'wood club? Also, which Gossip guy is clandestinely contacting a Hills hottie? All this and more gets answered and attacked in this week’s Truth, Lies & Ted—dare to check it out, will ya?

It's Truth, Lies & Ted Thursday in the Awful Truth, giving your eyes a nice break from reading real words, which we so know Americans just loathe to do when it's not absolutely necessary.

This week: Is David Duchovny's trying to distract everyone from even more devious doings than indulging in Internet naughtiness? And are Will Smith and Jada on the same sex page? Is Ryan Phillippe not as big a playboy as he comes across? So many questions and even more gripes against that bitch in vice presidential heat! Click above the get on the latest goss!