tyra banks (43 posts)

Whether you're going door to door tonight dressed as Joel or Lou or our personal favorite, "The Drunk Dad," remember to check your candy for razor blades and drugs. And if you find any, send them to us.

• Last-minute costume suggestion from Tyra, kids: that's right, scare the 'hood as Kim Kardashian. Not recommended for children under 32-DD.

• How can a self-respecting Bridezilla keep a straight face when she's talking about someone in a wheelchair? She can't.  

• The painful truth about Lorenzo Lamas's breastfeeding envy! 

• It takes a big woman to satisfy a little man's squashing needs. But will the magic disappear along with the pounds?

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Traditionally, Halloween costumes are based on terrifying creatures, hideous monsters and repulsive ghouls.

Where a Kim Kardashian get-up falls into that we won't venture to say, but that's the outfit of choice this season for Tyra Banks, (given her proportions, all she really needs is a wig) who'll debut her look on Friday's show (4 p.m. on the CW Network).

A sexy costume, for sure, but wouldn't a Bruce Jenner mask have been scarier?

In almost any long-term relationship, sooner or later the lusty spark goes out of the bedroom. And when it does, Tyra is right there to capitalize on it.

Especially in the case of Gem and Eddie, whose idea of a passionate time has been randy, full-figured Gem doing a body drop on her horizontal man. 

But now that she's gone and lost 130 pounds, will the couple need a sex therapist—or repeated trips to the buffet?

What's that smell? Oh yeah, it's the stench of desperation as Tyra pushes the envelope of show topics.

In this shocking episode, the brave hostess reveals that there walk among us women who "starve themselves all day and binge drink at night," a condition she calls "drunkorexia."

Hmmm…and here, we thought it was called alcoholism.

You've got to hand it to Tyra.

It takes a special combination of sensitivity, concern and enormous cojones to use a serious story about physically abusive women as an excuse to show off your shoe closet.

Here's what The Bad Girls Club website tells us about bad girl Amber M: She "grew up poor and sheltered, but quickly learned she could steal the spotlight. She lives for fun, sexual escapades and insulting other women."

Now they can add "kicking wheelchair-ridden men in the balls" to that list (unless such activity falls under "lives for fun"). Spunky Amber tells a shocked Tyra how she introduced her stiletto heel to the handicapped gent's boys in no uncertain terms. 

On second thought, maybe this falls under "sexual escapades."