Link Party: Jennifer Aniston Considers Her Vacation Humanitarian Work
• Jennifer Aniston didn't only take Gerard Butler to Mexico, she also brought along an Access Hollywood crew for her 41st B-day celebrations. She explains to Billy Bush: "These people survive on us coming down and spending money and coming here to these beautiful places. It sort of made sense to sort of say, 'Hey, let's help out Mexico.' " Take that, Angie!
• Everyone is really sad for Bradley Cooper—he only bronzed half his face for the Valentine's Day premiere.
• So Joe Jonas is now a hipster, FYI. He's got the glasses, bandanna and bike to prove it.
• Anne Hathaway says she quit Catholicism when she found out her brother was gay, then tried out Episcopalianism before just saying, "So I'm...nothing. F--k it, I'm forming. I'm a work in progress." And that's your update on Anne Hathaway's religious status.
• This two-minute preview of Kirstie Alley's new show is already too much. They're making a whole series out of this?!
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Why is Katie Holmes always wandering around the streets of NYC alone with two cups of coffee?
The Bachelor Gets Dumped—and Likes It
Why does getting jilted work for The Bachelor? Why does Jay Leno owe David Letterman a card a car a house? And how many people really watched the Lost premiere?
The answers—and more questions about Smallville, Conan O'Brien and more—in the latest TV ratings quiz:
1. Wasn't that terrible last night when Ali chose her job over Jake? Not for The Bachelor. The show hit another season high, scoring with an estimated 12.3 million people who can't believe they're still watching this maddening thing.
Nancy Kerrigan Dad's Death Ruled a Homicide
Nancy Kerrigan not only has to deal with the tragic death of her father, but the former Olympic star now faces the prospect of her brother charged with murder.
The Massachusetts state medical examiner has concluded that 70-year-old Daniel Kerrigan died of a heart attack as a result of an attack by his son, Mark Kerrigan, following an argument in their home on Jan. 24.
And while the D.A. says that might open the door to manslaughter or murder charges, the Kerrigans are lashing out any such move.
Lil Wayne Avoids Jail...With a Little Help From the Tooth Fairy
Kids, forget what you've been told about dental hygiene: sometimes not taking care of your teeth can be a good thing.
Exhibit A: Lil Wayne. The Grammy-winning, mega-selling rapper avoided a trip to jail today thanks to some emergency grillwork.
Weezy, 27, was due to be sentenced to about a year in one of Manhattan's finest lockups, after copping to a gun charge last fall. Instead, he'll remain free for the rest of the month so he can take care of a dental problem.
Rumor Patrol: Is TV's 24 Ending? Will Freddie Prinze Jr. Become the New Jack Bauer?
If a 24 movie really is in the works, someone should tell Kiefer Sutherland.
Just last month, Kiefer himself told us he wouldn't even consider doing a 24 movie until the TV show was done. "We have developed some ideas through 20th Century Fox Films," Kiefer said. "And we've all agreed that until we finish the [TV] series, we would not focus our attention on the film because this [the TV show] requires all of our attention. We're not starting a film anytime soon."
So now that a screenwriter has been hired for a 24 flick, does this mean the TV show is ending? Or how about the rumor that Freddie Prinze Jr. will take over in some capacity on TV? Here's the scoop…
Louis Gossett Jr.: I Have Cancer
Some sad news from an Oscar-winning actor.
Louis Gossett Jr., who took home the golden prize in 1982 for An Officer and a Gentleman, announced today that he's been diagnosed with the early stages of prostate cancer.
The 73-year-old claims he wants the world to know "to set an example for the large number of African-American men who are victims of this disease because of the comparatively low emphasis in our community on preventative examinations and early treatment," he told KTLA News in Los Angeles. "I want to influence them to seek, as I have, the fine medical care and early detection now available."
Here's hoping he has a speedy recovery.
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Dennis Hopper is also battling prostate cancer. Heartbreaking.
Black Eyed Peas Settlement a Real Perez Dispenser
Did they meet him halfway? We may never care know.
The slur-happy Perez Hilton has settled his civil suit against the Black Eyed Peas' punch-happy manager, Liborio Molina. The terms of the deal will remain confidential, though as part of the arrangement, Molina, who has already apologized for the incident, will make a donation to a charity of the gossipmonger's choice.
Hilton alleged battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress last summer after a scuffle broke out over differing opinions on the quality of the Peas' latest—and incidentally Grammy-winning—release, The E.N.D. He was seeking a minimum of $25,000 in damages.
Which will no doubt fund the placement of a lot of cartoon genitalia. So really, everyone wins.
Neither side officially commented on the settlement, though Hilton's attorney said his client was "ecstatic" with the deal.
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Enough with these D-listers. Catch up with some real stars in our Big Picture gallery.
Superman Reboot Getting the Dark Knight Treatment
After taking the Caped Crusader to the dark side, Christopher Nolan is looking to do the same for the Man of Steel.
The Oscar-nominated writer-director of The Dark Knight director has agreed to "mentor" development on a new Superman movie for Warner Bros., per Deadline Hollywood. Nolan will oversee the Supes reboot while he continues working with brother Jonah Nolan and David Goyer on the script for the highly anticipated third Batman flick, due out in 2012.
But can even Nolan's considerable talents save Superman from box-office kryptonite?
Kim Kardashian's Romantic Vacay Plans on Hold
Even though Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are discussing vacation plans after his big Super Bowl win, they aren't jetting off for a getaway just yet.
"Vacation time is here @Reggie_Bush !!! Where should we go this year? Definitely tropical!" Kim first tweeted.
"Yeah def somewhere relaxing and tropical with massages and spa's everyday! @KimKardashian," he replied (from the other room, apparently).
So why is it just wishful tweeting for now?
This Just In: Kate Gosselin Shows Off New Book and New Hair
• Jon & Kate Plus 8: The former reality mama might be MIA from our TV lineups each week, but that doesn't mean she's slipped off the radar. Kate Gosselin's newest book, I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith and Family, is set to hit stores in April—and yes, she is rocking those faux luscious locks of hers on the cover. Kate is also reportedly in production on her new series for TLC, so we might see her gracing the airwaves again sooner than you think.
Elsewhere in TV News, guess what's next for Teddy and Owen on Grey's Anatomy?
Babies Trailer Dares You Not to Smile
Between the Saints winning the Super Bowl last Sunday and Valentine's Day (the holiday, not necessarily the movie) coming up this weekend, most of us around here are in a pretty happy place.
So you really can't blame our desire to keep this feel-good momentum going by spotlighting what may just end up being the cutest frickin' film of the year—if not ever!
Yes, you may have already seen the trailer for this documentary, Babies, about the first year in the life of four tiny tykes from the four corners of the world, as it has been out for a little while. But since the official online release just landed in our laps, we can't resist putting it up anyway.
Much like expectant parents, we're anxiously awaiting the arrival of this bundle of joy April 16.
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Craving more cuteness? Then check out our Best of the Celeb-Baby Magazine Covers gallery.
Jessica Biel Makes Us Giddy for Valentine's Day
Last night was the premiere of Valentine's Day, which means just about everyone in Hollywood was out looking good. And whenever there's a large number of famous pretty people gathered in one spot, it's our job as Fashion Police to choose a favorite, an honor we're happy to give today to Jessica Biel.
Her gorgeous Oscar de la Renta gown so perfectly captured the spirit of the heartfelt holiday that we love it.
Would this saccharine look work any other time of the year? Probably not. In a non-V-Day setting, it might be considered too pink, frilly and fussy. But that's what the day of love is all about, so why not go all out!
Even better, Jess' gown serves a higher purpose than just promoting her movie: Either it'll put you in a giddy mood for the upcoming holiday or remind you that it exists and is almost here (seriously, it's this Sunday).
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Did Jessica's costars look equally as awesome on the pink and red carpet? See what our Fashion Police have to say!


