Steve Granitz/WireImage; Jason Merritt/Getty ImagesOh, what hath Jim Carrey wrought?
A day after his viral ode to Emma Stone blew up his own new website, Kathy Griffin was so inspired by his delicate words that she, too, decided to confess her inappropriate love for a much younger man.
And who's the teenager of the millennium? Why, Justin Bieber, of course!
Click on, if you dare, to see just how inspired Griffin was...
"You are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs—but that is not any diss to the LGBT community," the My Life on the D-List star deadpanned into the camera, her face in super close-up mode, as was Carrey's.
OK, so Griffin has changed up the format a little by going for the obvious joke right away, so as not to confuse this with a real love letter, or an invite to a Marine Corps ball or anything serious like that. Carrey, meanwhile, really descended into a disturbing place to get the laugh.
"You're smart and kind-hearted," Griffin continued, glancing back and forth between the camera and a copy of what Carrey had said. "That's kind of an assumption, er, you seem nice...If I could, I would marry you. Oh, that's actually not true. It's messy, Justin," she said, shaking her head.
"And the sex—whoo—it's going to be weird," the 50-year-old comedian acknowledged, and it gets naughtier from there as Griffin launches into a treatise on her lady parts.
So, what do you think? Funnier than Carrey's because it's Kathy and the Biebs? Creepier? Still not sure Carrey's was a joke? Who would you like to see tape an homage to a much younger or—hey, here's a twist!—much older celeb?
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