The news wants you to drink and drive.
Hola, yo soy Parrot.
I now pronounce you Trump Tower and Woman.
Somebody at this station was super proud of him or herself for this.
The cat was being attacked as well.
I wonder if he got a trophy, a medal or a championship belt.
That's private information...Constantly.
C'mon, guys! Spell check!
And 153% of people agree these polling numbers are off.
Surprise! I'm not dead! You thought you had seen the last of me but here I am! On the news!
Advancing scientific understanding of boners since 2009.
Thank god for hard-hitting journalism, shining light on the truth.
Snarky comment about image will go here.
I don't see how that's relevant to the crime, but okay.
Poor choice, Philadelphia. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hurl.
Either they interrupted him mid-shave or there's an interesting new vigilante superhero on the streets.
Just remember: their vision is based on movement.
Sometimes you just have to plan ahead for 90 years in the future.
Theory: this guy was sent there by whoever is on the other side of these protests in order to undermine their argument. Or he just really likes weed.
Do you remember where you were when Lasagnagate happened?
Heh.
Betcha they actually book him on those charges.