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OK, We're Dying Here: What Did Weeds' Mystery Woman Say?!

Tue., Jul. 14, 2009 11:05 AM PDT by Team WWK

Weeds, Mary-Louise Parker, Demian Bichir

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Are subtitles not cool any more? Last night on Weeds a woman (Kate del Castillo) marched into Nancy Botwin's (Mary-Louise Parker) ill-gotten mansion and read her baby-daddy the riot act…in unsubtitled Spanish. We have no idea what she said, but it sounded mean.

We're currently pleading with Showtime to send us a translated transcript, but in the meantime, someone please us out of our mystery: What did that woman in the slammin' suit say to Esteban (Damien Bichir) last night on Weeds?

We understood "gringa bitch," and we got the general gist (You are not marrying that American slut because I am the boss of you, you pathetic would-be drug kingpin), but we know one of you Spanish-speaking smarties can give us the gory details. Tell us what she said in the comments, will ya?